Liam

Our underwhelmed hero. Needs a haircut. Sarcastic.
Likes: video games, tea, music. sleep
Dislikes: mispelling, the elderly ducks.

Ainsley

Liam's best friend. Likes things that are fun. Occasionally enjoys sexiness.
Likes: Shiny things, Voodoo curses re: Liam, kitties(!)
Dislikes: Profanity, misogyny, making decisions, seafood